19-2 in weekend league....

Daddy said:

I know lol!

So that’s why, when I hear “keplapsmash—tap tap tap smash pat tip tap smack splat” on the microphone (my best textual impression of someone smashing 100 adjustments over the mic) before the first play is picked, and then see they did all that just to come out in I-form or singleback tight formation for the first play of the game; and then flip the play then motion the wide receiver twice just to run HB dive for 3-6 yards…. That’s when I know i will undoubtedly be outschemed!

Lol it’s just an example but you can tell right away when someone plays H2H 40 hours a week.

if you cant bag iform or singleback then it sounds like a you problem lmao

LunatiK said:

if you cant bag iform or singleback then it sounds like a you problem lmao

You don’t understand my plight. I can stop the runs like a pampers diaper if I want to. But I don’t want to! That’s not fun or entertaining to me to do that for an hour at a chance at some statistical progress. 

I would much rather play against a human opponent and enjoy the matchup than play some nerd who doesnt seek the same enjoymen.

Daddy said:

You don’t understand my plight. I can stop the runs like a pampers diaper if I want to. But I don’t want to! That’s not fun or entertaining to me to do that for an hour at a chance at some statistical progress. 

I would much rather play against a human opponent and enjoy the matchup than play some nerd who doesnt seek the same enjoymen.

So you can win but you don't want to actually win? Isn't that the whole point of Football? Lol. If it's against some nerd or the president, a win is a win.

Daddy said:

You don’t understand my plight. I can stop the runs like a pampers diaper if I want to. But I don’t want to! That’s not fun or entertaining to me to do that for an hour at a chance at some statistical progress. 

I would much rather play against a human opponent and enjoy the matchup than play some nerd who doesnt seek the same enjoymen.

you sound a little soft there, cant lie

LunatiK said:

you sound a little soft there, cant lie

He's not soft, he's Daddy lol (and not in a bad way)

SportsPerson94 said:

So you can win but you don't want to actually win? Isn't that the whole point of Football? Lol. If it's against some nerd or the president, a win is a win.

the whole premise of this thread is in regards to wins not mattering. would you like me to draw you a picture explaining in further detail?

Daddy said:

the whole premise of this thread is in regards to wins not mattering. would you like me to draw you a picture explaining in further detail?

yes please

SportsPerson94 said:

yes please

Sorry I ate the last of my crayons