Apparently my obsessive-compulsive posting and stream of consciousness writing style has won me my very first MUTgg stalker. I'm certain he'll see this, so I want to thank you for taking time out of your busy (HA) day to constantly slide into my DMs. Hoping for what, i cannot be certain... but this is a new level of "fame" (infamy?) for me, personally. I am truly honored.
Let's hope we don't have to escalate this to a test-case of castle doctrine. World has gone bananas, eh.