Hey everyone, I’m here looking for advice on how to the most run-heavy, smashmouth offense imaginable. Why? Well, my internet is trash, and I’ve personally thrown more interceptions than a rookie QB with a blindfold on. This is my first forum post, so go easy on me.
I’m looking for the cheesiest, most overpowered tips you’ve got for building a run-heavy team. You know, the kind of team where tackles line up at tight end like it’s some kind of glitchy buffet of blockers. I’m talking Vanguard, Honorary Lineman, and whatever else turns my offense into a human wrecking ball.
Back in the day, I’d throw out-of-position linemen everywhere like I was auditioning for the “Big Boy Receiver Club.” I’d still like 1 or 2 guys who can catch if I get desperate, but let’s be real—I’m here to run the ball until my opponent rage-quits. So hit me with the cheesiest plays, abilities, and players. I want my offense so run-heavy it makes opposing defenses question their life choices. I have about 3 mil coins.